"I am Snape, the Potions master."Snape's Diary." Harry finds his diary. Harry, Ron, and Hermione start to read Snape's entries. Snape seemed to be friends with Lucius Malfoy in one entry. He also poops when he thinks of his mother and his father in two entries. Sad things were revealed to have happened to him in the diary. He used the "Avada Kedavra" spell in the animated series twice.
He smells like Kairi, Sora and Riku
Snape poops his pants and eat some.
He smells like broccoli and poop and he always poops his stinky pants.
He likes looking at disorted pictures of Billie Elilish because he thinks it makes him poop. If photos of gifs of Billie Elilish are disorted, that means she looks like she's about to poop anywhere she sits or stands. After Billie poops, she eats her own poop.