This is a complete list of wizard swears shown in "Wizard Swears."
- Cauldron Bum
- Son of a Banshee
- Swish and Flicker
- Voldemort's Nipple
- Dragon Bogies
- Expecto Patronads
- Rabble Rousers
- Jiggery Pokery
- Blast-Ended Skank
- Broom Head
- Hagrid's Buttcrack
- Leprechaun Taint
- Unicorn Turds
- Mugglef***ing Troll-sh**
- Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer
- Dobby's Sock
- Flapdoodle
- The Elder Swear[*][**]
You must never repeat it to anyone. Ever!
[*] Super-Ancient, Lost to the Ages, Archaic, Olden-Times Wizard Swear
[**] Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam
Wizard Swears found elsewhere:
- Slash Fic
- Goblin Crotch
- Mudblood