List of wizard swears

Swear Also known as Notes
Cauldron Bum
Son of a Batch
Swish and Flicker
Voldemort's Nipple
Dragon Bogies
Expecto Patronads
Rabble Rousers
Jiggery Pokery
Blast-Ended Skank
Broom Head
Hagrid's Buttcrack
Leprechaun Taint
Unicorn Turds
Muggle-Fucking Troll-Shit
Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer
Dobby's Sock
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* You must never repeat this swear, ever!

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