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#Leprechaun Taint
#Leprechaun Taint
#Unicorn Turds
#Unicorn Turds
#Muggle-Fucking Troll-Shit
#Muggle-F***ing Troll-S**t
#Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer
#Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer
#Dobby's Sock
#Dobby's Sock

Latest revision as of 20:47, April 6, 2020

This is a complete list of wizard swears shown in "Wizard Swears."

  1. Cauldron Bum
  2. Son of a Banshee
  3. Swish and Flicker
  4. Voldemort's Nipple
  5. Dragon Bogies
  6. Expecto Patronads
  7. Rabble Rousers
  8. Jiggery Pokery
  9. Blast-Ended Skank
  10. Broom Head
  11. Hagrid's Buttcrack
  12. Leprechaun Taint
  13. Unicorn Turds
  14. Muggle-F***ing Troll-S**t
  15. Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer
  16. Dobby's Sock
  17. Flapdoodle
  18. The Elder Swear[*][**]
    You must never repeat it to anyone. Ever!

[*] Super-Ancient, Lost to the Ages, Archaic, Olden-Times Wizard Swear

[**] Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam

Wizard Swears found elsewhere:

  • Slash Fic
  • Goblin Crotch
  • Mudblood
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