List of wizard swears

This is a complete list of wizard swears shown in "Wizard Swears."

1. Cauldron Bum
2. Son of a Banshee
3. Swish and Flicker
4. Voldemort's Nipple
5. Dragon Bogies
6. Expecto Patronads
7. Rabble Rousers
8. Jiggery Pokery
9. Blast-Ended Skank
10. Broom Head
11. Hagrid's Buttcrack
12. Leprechaun Taint
13. Unicorn Turds
14. Muggle-Fucking Troll-Shit
15. Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer
16. Dobby's Sock
17. Flapdoodle
18. The Elder Swear[*][**]
    You must never repeat it to anyone. Ever!

[*] Super-Ancient, Lost to the Ages, Archaic, Olden-Times Wizard Swear

[**] Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam

Wizard Swears found elsewhere:

• Slash Fic
• Goblin Crotch
• Mudblood